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Smoking With Gary Cadwallader


"Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear and Pipe"
by Vincent Van Gogh
Why this dark story?
It was rather odd of me, I suppose. But maybe not as odd as I'd like to believe. I do write about dysfunctional folks a bit. I don't see it as terribly dark. More like ambiguous. I do want to say I had a great fun messing with time in this one. I had to rewrite a dozen times or so just to make it readable to me. Pretty soon the story became what can a fella remember and is it true when he gets there?

You and I are battling out on Zoetrope Virtual Studio to be the most active reviewer in the flash wing, with both of us nearing our 700th review. Why do you review other writers so frequently?
No, Randall, we're not battling. You just think you're in the race is all. Ha! Actually, I know you get as much out of reviewing others as I do because I've seen your work grow. That's the thing. You can't grow as a writer without helping others. Besides, flash fiction is our art form. It's the one we've chosen, so we should read all we can. As Gov. LePetomaine said in Blazing Saddles, "Work, work, work, work, work, work, work."

What's the key to being a cowboy writer?
Me and a blonde and a horse named Bud.

What is Gary Cadwallader doing on MySpace?
I have no book to pimp, but I've a presence. When I'm 80 and finally have that contract, I wanna be ready. You know, in case the rodeo thing doesn't work out.

The titles of the stories in this issue wowed me and got me thinking about the value of the great title. What are some great titles—for novels, stories, movies, albums, CDs, and the like? And what is the worst title you've ever encountered?
Worst? Any title by Dean Koontz. Phantoms. Lightning. Watchers. Lightning actually kicks ass, but how ya gonna know by that title? Great titles you don't forget. Like: Sometimes a Great Notion. The Second Bakery Attack. Lonesome Dove. The Stars My Destination.

Read Oblivious.
Issue Seventeen (June 15, 2007): Renoir Responds to Aline Charigot’s Charges of Painting Her Ugly by Daniel Bailey «» Cymothoa Exigua by Christopher Battle «» Oblivious by Gary Cadwallader «» The Wedge in Between by Debbie Ann Eis «» One Purple Finch by Kathy Fish «» Clouds by James Hanley «» Mousafa's Woman by Kyle Hemmings «» First Night by Ric Jahna «» My Great-Aunt Meets Jesus at the Mobil Station in Montana by Stephanie Johnson «» Old Leningrad by Sandra Maddux-Creech «» Selective Memory by Mary McCluskey «» The Attraction of Asphalt by Stefani Nellen «» Of Potential by Jim Nelson «» Portrait of a Mother, Beforehand J.M. Patrick «» Midnight in Albuquerque by Tiffany Poremba «» Flatlining in the Edward G. Bellacosta Memorial Park by Jake Ruiter «» Prow by Claudia Smith «» I Know This Man; He is My Father. by Tavia Stewart «» In the Last Frame by Beth Thomas «» My First Two-Headed Boy by Veronica Thorn «» Interviews: Bob Arter «» Daniel Bailey «» Christopher Battle «» Gary Cadwallader «» Debbie Ann Eis «» Kathy Fish «» James Hanley «» Kyle Hemmings «» Ric Jahna «» Stephanie Johnson «» Sandra Maddux-Creech «» Mary McCluskey «» Stefani Nellen «» Jim Nelson «» J.M. Patrick «» Tiffany Poremba «» Jake Ruiter «» Claudia Smith «» Tavia Stewart «» Beth Thomas «» Veronica Thorn «» Cover Art "Peace in a Time of Monsters" by Marty D. Ison «» Letter From the Editor
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