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Art by Marty D. Ison
Art by Marty D. Ison
What inspired this piece?
As usual, some crazy collision of random thoughts swirling around in my head. After 9-11, I used to duck into St. Francis of Assisi Church on the way to my (now former) job. The cool, dark interior was a soothing contrast to the chaos I felt outside. Then, months later, I heard some TV story about a teenage girl who managed to hide her pregnancy. Eventually, a character formed and entered the setting that was so vivid in my mind.

Name some favorite authors.
This question made me realize just how illiterate I am! Or, rather, fickle. I wish I could spout a litany of names known for their massive, thought-provoking, groundbreaking tomes. However, a quick tour of my bookshelf (and a large portion of my floor) will reveal work by everyone from Shel Silverstein to Maeve Binchy to Neil Simon to Dick Francis to John Grisham to Jane Austen and Eudora Welty, with an occasional Shakespeare thrown in for good measure. Frightening, eh? You don't want to know about my CD collection.

How many times have you spilled coffee/tea/water/beer/soda in your keyboard, and is there a "perfect" greaseless food that can be eaten while typing?
Hmmm, about 89777777 Oh, sorry, that key sticks a little.

I can tell you the most difficult greaseless food: Vegetable sushi! The chopsticks, alone, are a killer while typing!

What would you do if you stopped writing?
I'd muck stalls and as I peer out the barn window, breathing in the sweet grass of spring, gazing at the horses grazing contentedly, I'd ponder the diminished dreams, the trampled hopes, the failed endeavors that haunt me day in and day out. OK, never mind, the words would kill me! Stories are EVERYWHERE! Look, there goes one now...

Is there anything else you'd like to tell our
readers? Like, "Hi Mom!" Or would you like to promote your literary-based website? Here is your chance.

Many, many thanks to Pam Casto and everyone who participates in the Flash Fiction Workshop. And Hi, Mom, hope you're laughing in Heaven!

Editor's note: I also would like to add kudos to Pam Casto, and thank her for her brilliant newsletter. We would never have had so many great submissions without her help in getting the word out. Keep 'em coming, writers! And thank you, Pam! Here is her link. To subscribe to Pam's newsletter, send a completely blank email here: FlashFictionFlash-Subscribe@yahoogroups.com.

Read A Private Trinity.
Issue One (September 15, 2003): Pressing Hard by Marcia Mascolini «» A Cautionary Measure by Peggy Duffy «» I Watch by Stephanie Dial «» Rest in Peace by Charlotte Jones «» Mrs. Mitts by Beverly C. Lucey «» Speak of the Dead by Ann Zimmerman «» A Private Trinity by Darlene Cah «» The Chair Affair by Jade Walker «» A Trip To The Grocer's by Beverly Jackson «» I Shall Not Wear Purple by Margaret A. Frey «» Generations by Catherine Talley «» Dinner's Ready! by Linda Pierce «» How Pusch Came To Shovel by Gary Glauber «» Gerontophile: An Imposition by S.H. Gall «» Walking the Plank by Sheila Killian «» Neighborhood Watch by Nance Knauer «» Scent and Sensibility by Jeff Lindsey «» Interviews: Marcia Mascolini «» Peggy Duffy «» Stephanie Dial «» Charlotte Jones «» Beverly C. Lucey «» Ann Zimmerman «» Darlene Cah «» Jade Walker «» Beverly Jackson «» Margaret A. Frey «» Catherine Talley «» Linda Pierce «» Gary Glauber «» S.H. Gall «» Sheila Killian «» Nance Knauer «» Jeff Lindsey «» Cover Art "Purpleless" by Rebecca Gullickson, inspired by "I Shall Not Wear Purple" by Margaret A. Frey «» Letter From the Editor
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