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Nobody Like You
by Jeff Landon

art by Robinson Accola
art by Robinson Accola
By the pool we peel off our clothes—not all of them, though, just down to our underpants. I am trying very hard to not stare at Angie's white panties or her Black Bra. I'm wearing boxers. Clean blue boxers, just washed, not ratty.

We stand on the edge of pool. Angie rocks on the balls of her feet, getting ready. We meander over to the twin diving boards—one for Angie, one for me—and now we're standing on the edge of these boards in our underpants. At the count of three, we jump. In mid-air, we turn our bodies into cannonballs and slam into the water at the same time.

It's cold enough to hurt my teeth. In the deep end, treading water, Angie pulls me closer. To keep out intruders, the pool has a limited security system. Under the high dive, they've installed a searchlight—it's about the size of a medicine ball—and it swivels slowly around the pool. It never stops, but it's easy to fool. While the searchlight does a slow sweep of the pool—the hard plastic chairs, the red-and-white canopy over the snack bar window, the tennis courts—Angie and I float on our backs until the light edges closer to us. When that happens, when the light curtains the water beside us, we duck underwater and swim to a darker place. There's a security guard somewhere out here, but he's about five hundred years old and prone to all-night poker games.

Angie and I float on our backs. It's late, and almost everyone in Arcadia Springs is sleeping. Almost all the houses around the pool are dark and small and brick. Streetlights flare through the pine trees and the moon is almost full. I don't know what I ever did to deserve this night, or any of this time with Angie, but I'm grateful for it, this moment when we're kissing each other in the country club pool in our underpants.

In the new quiet we listen to the tree frogs and crickets, a summer wind. I whiff the fried onions on Angie's breath, but it's not really a bad smell. You can get used to almost anything if you don't think about it all the time.

I would very much like to spend the rest of life just like this, but we can hear someone, some footsteps in the near distance, getting closer. We rush out of the pool, grab our clothes, and gather under the snack bar, under the striped canopy. One problem: we don't have towels. We stand there, soaking, holding each other close, shivering. Thunder rumbles behind the low mountains. We can smell rain in the air—it's getting closer. Cars zoom by on the highway, going too fast. We listen for the footsteps, but they've disappeared. We hold each other, nearly naked and shivering, and we don't talk at all until i say, "Dang, Angie—look at you."

All content in SmokeLong Quarterly copyright 2003-2010 by its authors.

Jeff Landon lives with his family in Richmond, Virginia, and teaches at John Tyler Community College. His stories have appeared in Mississippi Review, Crazyhorse, Another Chicago Magazine, Other Voices, FRiGG, SmokeLong Quarterly, Night Train, Quick Fiction, Phoebe, and other places.

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Robinson Accola creates artwork for SmokeLong Quarterly as needed.
Issue Twenty-Six (September 28, 2009): The Teaching Assistant and the Math Professor by Shaindel Beers «» Ask for This by Myfanwy Collins «» Arrows by Lydia Copeland «» Pregnant With Peanut Butter by Michael Czyzniejewski «» How to Disappear Completely by Nadine Darling «» The Guitarist by Will Donnelly «» Prague by Kathy Fish «» Record Albums by Sherrie Flick «» Cooped by Alyson Foster «» Eye by Foust «» Grendel by Steven Gullion «» First Husband by Tiff Holland «» They Marched Into Fields by Jamie Iredell «» Port of Spain by Beverly A. Jackson «» Nobody Like You by Jeff Landon «» Little Girls by Tara Laskowski «» Office at Night by Pamela Painter «» So Long by Ellen Parker «» Quiet Things by Lauren M. Spencer «» My Girlfriend Leaves the Atmosphere by Angi Becker Stevens «» In Julie's Place by S. A. Tranter «» Blue-Suited Henchman, Kicked Into Shark Tank by Kevin Wilson «» 2 / 8 by Joseph Young «» Interviews: Shaindel Beers «» Myfanwy Collins «» Lydia Copeland «» Michael Czyzniejewski «» Nadine Darling «» Will Donnelly «» Kathy Fish «» Sherrie Flick «» Alyson Foster «» Foust «» Steven Gullion «» Tiff Holland «» Jamie Iredell «» Beverly A. Jackson «» Jeff Landon «» Tara Laskowski «» Pamela Painter «» Ellen Parker «» Lauren M. Spencer «» Angi Becker Stevens «» S. A. Tranter «» Joseph Young «» Cover Art "Birds of Paradise" by Marty D. Ison «» Letter From the Editor
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